I'm Felicity, I'm 20 years old & blogging from England about tv, sci-fi, cats, music, movies and ladies.

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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im-horngry:

Maltesers - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Maltesers - As Requested!

gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

  • pro-life advocates: *verbally harasses abortion patients and pickets outside of clinics, compromising the safety and privacy of the patients*
  • police:
  • westboro baptist church: *holds up picket signs that say how jewish, muslim, and gay people are going to hell and that god hates them personally*
  • police:
  • ferguson protesters: *protests peacefully over the murder of an unarmed black teenager*
  • police: what the fUCK this is horrendous and completely out of order call in all units
iwakeupblack:

blacksupervillain:

kingjaffejoffer:

This happens in 2014

literally all i can do is lol

…you people

iwakeupblack:

blacksupervillain:

kingjaffejoffer:

This happens in 2014

literally all i can do is lol

…you people

“"Women are the niggers of gender," the email said. "If you killed yourself, I wouldn’t even fuck the corpse."

I blinked at my phone, fighting simultaneous urges to hurl my phone across the room in anger and cry. Later that day, someone texted me my address — telling me they’d “See me when I least expected it.”

I haven’t been out to my car at night by myself since January 2nd.

My name is Brianna Wu. I lead a development studio that makes games. Sometimes, I write about issues in the games industry that relate to the equality of women. My reward is that I regularly have men threatening to rape and commit acts of violence against me.”

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

tipslip:

god gave me a second chance

tipslip:

god gave me a second chance

msjewbooty:

[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

x

aw i love it when i have like a string of tweets that my buddies favourite

makes me feel really funny

inflates the shit out of my ego

got an £82 tax rebate today

the milkybars are on me, ladies~

maryberrybitchface:

the most shocking moment in gbbo history, tbh